From the GNPDX really dumb criminal file, we pull this gem. Two illegal aliens, Alfredo Lugo-Velez and Luciano Ramirez, get pulled over on a traffic stop near NE 191st and Glisan. Luciano puts his hands up and tries to get out of the Taurus. Here’s the problem. He forgets about the half-pound of cocaine in his lap.
When he stands up, the drugs (with a street value of about $100,000) flop onto the pavement, right in front of the officers.
Both men are locked up and, when the justice department is all done, the team down at Immigration has some questions as well.