In what can only be described as pure slapstick, a Lane County Inmate has been busted for trying to escape through a tunnel . . . that doesn’t GO anywhere.
Jennifer Cox apparently tried to squirm through a crawl space to freedom, only to discover the crawl space didn’t lead out of the jail (no word on whether Cox popped out of the crawl space in the middle of the warden’s office or a parole board hearing).
The jail campus was locked down for about a half an hour while deputies conducted a search, eventually recreating a classic scene from Alien by following Cox into the crawl space.
